Standing in the bog of a west end bar Guy on the right leaning over too far Money in my pocket, gonna put it in the slot Open up the pack, see what type I got I didn't want to hold you I didn't want to use you Protex, Protex blue All I wanna do It's a fab protective for that type of a girl But everybody knows that she uses it well It's the therapeutic structure I can use at will But I don't think it'll fit my B.D. drill I didn't want to hold you I didn't want to use you Protex, Protex blue All I wanna do Sitting in a carriage of a Bakerloo Erotica my pocket, got a packet for you Advert on the escalator on my way home I don't need no skin flicks, I wanna be alone I didn't want to hold you I didn't want to use you Protex, protex blue All I wanna do Johnny, Johnny