Am I fool number one or am I fool number two How many other girls have been fooled by you I suppose that the number is far from being small And I'll bet that I'm the biggest fool of all If I had the chance I guess I'd do it all again I'd go down that same old road even knowing at the end You'll leave me when your heart hears a new love call So I'll guess that I'm the biggest fool of all Am I fool number one or am I fool number two How many other girls have been fooled by you I suppose that the number is far from being small And I'll guess that I'm the biggest fool of all