I'M A RAT IN A TRAP AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE EVERYONE BELIEVES THAT I WAS CAUGHT NOW THEY FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES CUZ THEY LIKED TO WATCH ME SUFFER UNTIL THEY FOUND IT IN THEIR HEARTS TO HELP ME OUT SO I THANKED THEM AND APOLOGIZED FOR ALL MY BAD BEHAVIOR I BLAMED IT ON MY ADDICTION TO CHEESE NOW EVERYBODY LIKES ME AND THINKS I'M REHABILITATED AND FINALLY GET TO DO WHAT THE FUCK I PLEASE I'M A RAT AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR SERMON I'M A VERMIN AND I'M ALWAYS GONNA GNAW ON THINGS I KNOW WILL AGGRAVATE YOU I'M A RAT ACTING LIKE A GOOD DOER TILL I GO BACK TO MY SEWER AND INGEST MY CHOSEN POISONS I'M A RAT I'M A RAT I'M A RAT I'M A RAT AND I PUT MYSELF IN THAT TRAP CUZ I'M A RAT WHO WON'T RACE YOUR HUMAN RACES I DON'T WAN'T THE POLE POSITION I WON'T LIVE A COMPETITION I'M A RAT WHO FIGURED OUT HOW TO WIN WITHOUT ANYBODY LOSING OR AT LEAST NOT EVER KNOWIN' THEY WERE BEATIN' CUZ I'M A RAT I'M A RAT I'M A RAT I'M A RAT I'M A RAT AND I PUT MYSELF IN THAT TRAP AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT