Santa's a Fat Bitch

歌詞

Santa clause , sucked my balls Drunk as hell , ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Nixon , Cupid Im gonna get stupied Ha Ha Ha YEA I sat around all night, under the chimmney holding my sack , like gimmie gimmie I know thats hes commin , commin, he must Lookin up but nothing, rust , dust Turn on my t.v the very next day I see your gettin paid, leadin the parade Im that sniper on the building Listen to my 9 go click Santa's a fat bitch Santa clause is a fat bitch another year i aint get shit If i hear him land on my roof Im gonna bust his ass into 2 Yea i got somethin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe, he never brought jack shit No toys or candy canes, just a lump of coal So i eat it cuz there aint nothin in the cupboard So ill be quick, quick and bref All i need for christmas is my 2 front teeth I got my kicked, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out? Should of known id get the short end of the stick no kind of gift, i didnt get shit Some say i was bad, but that wasent it its all because santa clause is a fat bitch Santa clause is a fat bitch another year and i aint get shit if i hear him land on my roof im gonna bust his ass into 2 Ho ho ho , dont go that way rudolf thats the ghetto those boys and girls , they dont derserve anything Santa Clause, Santa Clause where you been I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect you ends You always been down for your rich freinds But rudolf , he dont bring the slay my way Nothin but coal and dirt for little jay i guess you couldnt fit down the chimney shaft you need to lose some of that fat ass All the little rich boys, they get paid Counting them toys and duckets they made Me, i got a little half trunk of dog shit Im gonna kill that fat bitch Santa Clause is a fat bitch another year and i aint get shit If i hear him land on my roof im gonna bust his ass into 2 It was the night before christmas and everythings white not a creature sturring but a fucken rat i aint hearing jingle bells , i aint hearin nothin I aint smelling no turkey , especially no stuffin Oh im afraid, wished and prayed This fat mother fucker would swing my way and drop us sodas and rubber balls But when i woke up i found my crusty old drawes Yup Yup i knew it, it happend again, and again again Every year i wake up to this same ol shit house empty no sign of the fat bitch Santa Clause is a fat bitch another year and i aint get shit if i hear him land on my roof im gonna bust his ass into 2 ................................ .... ............repeats..........