I promise you no more tears for New Year's I promise you no more tears for New Year's Soon as it hits twelve o'clock That's when all the crying stops I promise you no more tears for New Year's It's almost midnight in Malibu Tonight I'm kissin' strangers This black mascara is waterproof 'Cause I'm on my worst behavior Yeah, I could swear off the wine (Oh, no, no) Yeah, I could go on a diet (Oh, no, no) First thing on my list I'm gonna do Is quitting you, heartbreaker I promise you no more tears for New Year's I promise you no more tears for New Year's Soon as it hits twelve o'clock That's when all the crying stops I promise you no more tears for New Year's Three hundred sixty-four days ago I showed you Santa Barbara Got drunk at Joe's, crashed our bicycles You even met my mama She saw that look in your eyes (Oh, no, no) She knew something wasn't right (Oh, no, no) I can't believe I was such a fool For thinking I could change ya (I could change ya) I promise you no more tears for New Year's I promise you no more tears for New Year's Soon as it hits twelve o'clock That's when all the crying stops I promise you no more tears for New Year's