you say either and i say either you say neither and i say neither either, either, neither, neither let's call the whole thing off you say tomato, i say tomato you eat potato and i eat potato tomato, tomato, potato, potato let's call the whole thing off but oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part and oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart so, if you wear pajamas and i wear pajamas i'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas for we know we need eachother so we better call the calling off, off oh, let's call the whole thing off you say after and i say after you say laughter and i say laughter after, after, laughter, laughter let's call the whole thing off you say havana and i say havana you eat banana and i eat banana havana, havana, banana, banana let's call the whole thing off but oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part and oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart so, if you say oysters and i say oysters i'll eat oysters and give up oysters for we know we need eachother so we better call the calling off, off oh, let's call the whole thing off