Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street Oh, please let it be for me Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street I wish, I wish I knew what it could be I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday In March I got a gray mackinaw And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa Montgomery Ward sent me a bathtub and a crosscut saw Oh, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' now Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.? It could be curtains or dishes Or a double boiler or it could be Yes, it could be, yes, you're right, it surely could be Somethin' special Somethin' very, very special now Just for me Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street Oh, don't let him pass my door Oho, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' I wish I knew what he was comin' for I got some salmon from Seattle last September And I expect a new rockin' chair I hope I get my raisins from Fresno The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square Oho, the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now I don't know how I can ever wait to thee It could be thumthin' for thomone who ith no relathion But it could be somethin' special just for me Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon, keep a comin' Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon, keep a comin' Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon Don't you dare to make a stop until you stop for me