What do you know' I'm bustin' out yo' radio Whatcha gonna say when your radio busts on you today Whatcha gonna do when your radio busts all over you Where you gonna go when y' radio busts, I hope you I hope you know, Where you have y' radio & can tune to that funky station And if you don't & just sway 2 & fro You're helping an un-funked situation Yo' I want to do my thing & do it now' get funky No don't want to something that I'm not' like a monkey Ho I only want a chance to throw it down' get funky Yo! I'm through with this tired hoax Tell a story of the honky dory Living in the past Kicks off his shoes destroys the blues Lets splice his ass Knows nothing'bout the old doo-wop Never even heard the word bebop Don't try & tell'm'bout hip-hop When his radio busts I hope he I know You know where you have y' radio And it's tuned to that funky station I know You know where y' feets supposed to go So help me with this funky verification ' monkey never told me what you got to do Eat porcupine' the donkey never told me anything'bout U Assholes & elbows' I want to take a shower with my raincoat on Unlike a fire bird I want to ride my bike on the spokes