Leroy, boy, is that you? I thought your post-hangin' days were through Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs Tell no lies You get wise I tell you now, we're gonna pull you through There's only one thing left that we can do We gotta get you a woman It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive We gotta get you a woman We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now Leroy, boy, you're my friend You say how and I'll say when Come and meet me down the street Take a seat It's my treat You may not ever get this chance again That empty feeling's just about to end We gotta get you a woman It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive We gotta get you a woman We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now Talkin' 'bout life and what it means to you It don't mean nothin' if it don't run through I got one thing to say, you know it's true You got to find some time to get this thing together, 'cause We gotta get you a woman It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive We gotta get you a woman We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now Talkin' 'bout things about that special one They may be stupid, but they sure are fun I'll give it to you while we're on the run Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause We got to get together with a woman who has been around One who knows better than to let you down Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town And that she'll take some time to get this thing together, 'cause Get this thing together, 'cause Get this thing together, 'cause We gotta get you a woman We gotta get you a woman We gotta get you a woman And when we're through with you We'll get me one too