I'm the last one standing' every Saturday night All the rights feel long, wrongs feel right But every Sunday morning I see the light again When I'm up on the wagon I'm a helluva saint But I'll be damned if there ain't another town to paint Just down the road man it's a game that I can't win. I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settling down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones. I Wish I could find a gear between "White Lightning" and John 3: 16 But girl I can't promise anything right now All I can say is I wanna change And I'll keep the faith that you'll take the reins And hold on tight and calm this crazy down. I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settling down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones. I need to find a little middle ground Between let her rip and settling down But I go from dry to drowned, lost to found Stone cold sober to just plain stoned Trying to live like my heroes did Is the hardest kind of livin' there is Been a tug o' war since I was a kid between Jesus and Jones. Only Heaven knows where I fit in Between Jesus and Jones. Yeah Jesus and Jones. Oh, everybody sing Jesus and Jones. Jesus and Jones. Sing for Joyce Jesus and Jones. Sing for Jesus. Sing for Jesus and Jones.