The Granny Got 'm Drunk

歌詞

Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun And this party was the place it all begun He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny Boozing like hell, that was really funny She offered him a drink and made a little talk But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you" The granny, the granny got 'm drunk Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk That old boozing-junk The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking She wanted him to dance and he said oke Don't think about tomorrow just life today Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare And then at one moment, a beer to far Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar Monday morning at six o'clock His head was feeling just like a rock It was late last night, he knew for sure So stay in bed today that's the only cure He couldn't get up he felt so bad His puke was yellow, black and red Fred didn't ever see the granny again That quite, little granny called him a man