Sleep 'til 12 PM I hit the snooze on my alarm, let's do it again Roll out of bed around 1:30, check who I am 'Cause honestly, I don't remember My sanity got stuck in December And my boyfriend doesn't exist I'm in my hoodie and some sweatpants watchin' Netflix Call it romance with a little bit of a twist Not gonna lie, don't want a guy As for the time, I'd like a box of breadsticks, eh It's gonna be alright Welcome to actual real life It's gonna be alright Da-da-da-da Scrolling through my phone all day Looking at all these perfect people "You're gorgeous, stop" "Oh my god, bae" And I wonder what would they say If I did nothin' to impress them Would they still be obsessed then? And my schedule fell through the cracks Sometimes I get my shit together Then others, I take three or four naps There's no system, maybe I should get a cool tat Havin' dumb conversations with the evil house cat Eh, eh, eh, eh It's gonna be alright Welcome to actual real life It's gonna be alright I don't think that you would think That I could really be a pop star But when I'm in my room I'm really feelin' like a rock star Everybody does it Sarah Sue still says she wasn't Probably busy lookin' pretty For her special long-lost cousin But what you gonna do When you're around like 82 And you're not lookin' at the past Like, "Damn, this life goes really fast" And all that you can remember's You were tryin' to be better All these temporary pleasures No real memories to treasure Eh, eh, eh, eh It's gonna be alright Welcome to actual real life It's gonna be alright It's gonna be alright Welcome to actual real life It's gonna be alright Da-da-da-da