What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble What do you get for all your trouble I, I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again! What do you get when you kiss a girl? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia And after you do, she'll never phone you I, I'll never fall in love again! (Don't you know that?) I'll never fall in love again! Don't tell me what is all about 'Cause I've been there, I'm a-glad I'm out Out those chains, chains that bound you That's why I'm a-here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow And so, for least until tomorrow I, I'll never fall in love again! (That's allright) I'll never fall in love again! Don't tell me what is all about 'Cause I've been there, I'm a-glad I'm out Out those chains, of chains that bound you That's why I'm a-here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies, a-pain and sorrow And so, for least until tomorrow I, I'll never fall in love again! (Allright) I'll never fall in love again! Ohhh I'll never fall in love again! Nana-nana-na-nana I'll never fall in love again! I'll never fall in love again!