Well, I'm so glad, the law has passed, you uptown gals got to cut your own grass Oh, won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind? Keep your back yard clean I was walkin' down Fifth Street, turnin' down at Main, lookin' for the man, sell cocaine Won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind? Keep your back yard clean There's old Aunt Dinah, a good old soul, she makes her livin' by cookin' light rolls Won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind, and keep your back yard clean? Get a nickel worth of whiskey, a dime worth of gin, I'm gonna pay that gal five dollars to see her grin Oh, won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind? Keep your back yard clean Get a nickel worth of beefsteak, a dime worth of lard, I'm gonna watch that bricklayer carry that hod! Won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind, and keep your back yard clean? She got a face like a washboard, a mouth like a tub, I'm gonna learn that gal the washboard rub Won't you be kind, to your kitchen, I mean your dining room, scrub out your pantry Now, won't you be kind, and keep your back yard clean?