I wouldn't kiss your lips so sweet if you were the last boy on earth you never think before you speak and you always want much more than you're worth... and I'll put you down, if you come any nearer I ain't playin' round now can I make myself clearer? you don't qualify to kiss my feet and when you think of me, I hope that it hurts guess I'd have to cry myself to sleep if you were the last boy on earth... so don't come around here tryin' to persuade me 'cos I got you down, I know you'll only betray me ah yeah, there was a time I might have jumped through hoops for you ah yeah, but now I do whatever I wanna do ah yeah, so just forget that you ever kissed me get outta here and let me finish my whisky 'cos I'll put you down, if you come any nearer I ain't playin' round now can i make myself clearer? and I'll put you down, if you come any nearer I ain't playin' round now can I make myself clearer? not if you're the last boy not if you're the last boy not if you're the last boy on earth