I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny

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I got big funny ears, they are so long and flat, They are the very reasons I never wear a hat. My teeth stick out in front, Like pickets in a fence, And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents. So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny! Suppose I was an Elephant, then I'd be really sunk, For every place I'd ever go, I'd have to take my trunk! Suppose I was a Zebra, with stripes from head to tail, I'd bet they'd think that I'd escaped, and throw me back in jail! So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny! Suppose I was a tall Giraffe, and swallowed carrots, yummy! With that long neck, I'd surely starve before they reached my tummy. Suppose I was a big fat pig I might as well be frank, I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddie's piggy bank. So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny! What's up, Doc? Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend. I'd be alone excepting for, A cent I couldn't spend. Suppose I was a 'Gator in the swamps where time would drag, Until the day when I'd be made into a traveling bag So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny! Suppose I was a turkey then I'd end up on a tray, In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day. Suppose I was a Bullfrog, croaking out a not, I'd dread the time when I would be, a frog in someone's throat! So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!