Come and see the holy twosome They can heal and they can do some Things that no one ever did before He really loved them, he really cared Silently I stood between them Holding up the crimson gleaming Circle with its ends not quite in line And then I lifted up the cover Softly like it was my lover And I felt them shudder as they sighed As I clamped the metal on it Something like a liquid donut Shimmered by the holy union side Then the people screamed and shouted As the donut grew and sprouted Little bitty dust balls made of fire And then these soon enough descended Down the lines that finally ended At the screams and unbelieving cries For soon the cripples would be walking And the dummies would be talking But no one knew exactly how or why