So you got me working overtime You say the weather's fine Now I offer up a Valentine It's not refined It won't have cupids like the other kind It's a simple leap of faith But not for me Now I'm sailing on the sappy sea And the sap is me We're supposed to sing in harmony But all I hear is me Stuck 'tween the devil and the deep blue sea It's a simple leap of faith But not for me Valentine why should it matter? That I'm bald and so much fatter Why does that elicit laughter dear? Valentine why should it matter? That I'm drunk and weak of bladder Why does that elicit laughter dear? Valentine why should it matter? That I'm bald and so much fatter Why does that elicit laughter dear? Valentine why should it matter? That I'm drunk and weak of bladder Why does that elicit laughter dear? We're stupid sailors on a sappy sea And the sap is me