Roxanne, Roxanne

歌詞

[Kangol] Yo EMD [EMD] Yeah, what's up man? [Kangol] There go that girl they call Roxanne. She's all stuck up [EMD] Why you say that? [Kangol] Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rap She was walking down the street so I said "Hello I'm Kangol from UTFO." And she said "So?" And I said "So?!? Baby don't you know? I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show Cause I'm Kangol, Mr. Sophisticater As far as I'm concerned ain't nobody greater From beginning to end and, to beginning I never lose because I'm all about winning But if I were to lose, I wouldn't be upset Cause I'm not a gambler, I don't bet I don't be in no casino, and baby while you knizzow The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo." I thought she'd be impress by my devious rap I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black? Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza With the bang bang, brother I feel bad But I ain't comitting suicide for no crab But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach I thought I had it in the palm of my hand But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Roxanne Chorus: Roxanne, Roxanne, can't you understand? Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man [EMD] You Kangol, I don't think that you're dense Buy you went about the matter with no experience You should know, she doesn't need a guy like you She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ And she'll take to my rap, 'cause my rap's the best The educated rapper MD will never fess. So when I met her, I wasted no time But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind She thought my name was Barry, I told her it was Gary She said she didn't like it so she chose to call me Barry She said she'd love to marry, my baby she would carry, And if she had a baby, she'd name the baby Harry. Her mother's name is Baby, which is really quite contrary Her face is really hairy, and you can say it's scary So isn't not every, her father's a fairy His job is secondary, in some military They forced him to a elect a camp, it wasn't voluntary. His daughter's name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and Jerry Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary Back in January, or was it February? But every time I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary It's only customary to give this commentary Some say it's bad, some say it's legendary You can search all you want, try your local library You'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary But do you know, after all that All I received was a pat on the back That's what you get, it happened to me Ain't that right Mixmaster I-C-E Chorus You thought you had her roped, you thought you was Cupid But EMD, your rap was plain stupid! I know you're educated, but when will you learn? Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms. You gotta be strong in a way she can't resist. So educated rapper, huh, bust this... Since she's a new girl on the block I had to let her know that I'm the debonair Doc I said "I'd like to speak to you if I can And if I'm correct see your name is Roxanne." She said "How'd you know my name?" I said "It's getting around. Right now baby you're the talk of the town Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief." She said "I've seen you before, you look like a thief." I said "Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock? Running around the street robbing people on the block? Nah, that's not my style, to crime I'm not related As far as I'm concerned I'm too sophisticated." Then it seemed I got through 'cause she cracked a smile That let me know my rap was worth her while She said "You call yourself a doctor?" I said "This is true." She said "Explain to me really what doctors must do." I said "This is very rare because I don't say this every day There's a million medical skills a doctor displays Dermatology is treatment of the skin Infected and you'll see me over and over again There's anesthesiology, opthomology Internal medicine and plastic surgery Orthopedic surgery and pathology A disease involves a change of the body." She said "Ooooh, that's very unique." Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek She said she had to go but she'll be back by 8 Told me call her at 9 to arrange a date [EMD] Did you take her to the beach? That's what we planned But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne Chorus [Kangol] And here's our gameplan [EMD] The beat is here, so we will reveal it And if you think it's soft, [All] Then Roxanne feel it! [beat boxing and scratching]