How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood? If that's how many did, I think I'm screwed And how many problems can you fit in your limousine? Let's take 'em 'round the back to the cash machine And if my eyes open for business Or my heart comes home for Christmas Then I will take you surfing in the sky No, I can't walk on water And if you've ever wondered why Let me take you surfing in the sky What do you get when you cross the Rubicon? With a man whose sense of humor has all gone? You tell him the one about the one that gets away So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play And you've got nothing left to give I'll give you a month to live And I will take you surfing in the sky To keep you out of reach of every other guy I will take you surfing in the sky Woah I was made to measure The fastest way to pleasure So I can take you surfing in the sky Some say "hallelujah" Some, not even "hi" So baby let's go surfing in the sky Baby let's go surfing in the sky Baby let's go surfing in the sky