On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me A worn out McCalmans LP On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Seven Drunken Nights Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eight Tibetan nose-flute players Who have had an unfortunate cancellation, any chance of a booking? Seven Drunken Nights Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine Corries' concerts Eight Tibetan nose-flute players Who have had an unfortunate cancellation, any chance of a booking? Seven Drunken Nights Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten tanked-up hecklers, "Get on with it, gi' us 'The Flower of Scotland'!" Nine Corries' concerts Eight Tibetan nose-flute players Who have had an unfortunate cancellation, any chance of a booking? Seven Drunken Nights Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out McCalmans LP On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eleven Lawyer's letters On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve months to go till the next "Awards" show Eleven Lawyer's letters Ten tanked-up hecklers, "Get on with it, gi' us 'The Flower of Scotland'!" Oh, flower of Scotland Eight Tibetan nose-flute players Who have had an unfortunate cancellation, any chance of a booking? Seven Drunken Nights Six Spinners' harmonies Steeleye Span Four fumbling fiddlers Three ageing hippies Two botched up bookings And a worn out And a worn out And a worn out McCalmans LP