The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road When it was almost cold enough to snow None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride In the back of someone's GTO She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup It was like I'd never seen a girl before Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair With the hair she was six foot four I recognized her face right away She was the town crotch She was good to go anytime She was the town crotch But I loved her like she was mine There's a lot of things I don't remember now But I remember the town crotch I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat You can hardly taste the alcohol Watched her from a distance but I never said a word I was young and I felt so small I was no one then, who was I? She was the town crotch She was good to go anytime She was the town crotch And I loved her like she was mine There's a lot of things I don't remember now But I remember the town crotch We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down She said Hey kid, get inside. Then she asked my name and drove me home She was the town crotch She was good to go anytime She was the town crotch But I loved her like she was mine There's a lot of things I don't remember now But I remember the town crotch