Grenade (111 BPM)

歌詞

Okay, here we go again I'm stuck here with a friend I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on the chin This ain't the army where the bombs meet In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli Imma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but "Oh my god" She just whispered in my ear "I think you're hot." (I think you're hot!) I should whisper in her ear "I think you're not." (I think you're not!) She said "Let's call a cab" I'd rather call the cops Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew) Girl I don't wanna be no hero Like Superman saving people No I don't wanna meet your parents Even if it's Robert DeNiro But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle I got you homie, it is not a problem Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on this grenade I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on this grenade Can someone save me? Can someone help me? Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy (I mean that is literally incest) But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her Close my eyes, about to kiss her ("Eughhhhhhh... I can't do it man, I'm sorry!") Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on this grenade I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on this grenade So please don't go Cause I can't do this alone Well I could, but I won't Cause a threesome would be gross Oh, please don't go Cause I can't do this alone It don't have to last too long Just enough for me to cum Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade (Can you jump on now) I know I'm asking a lot But mines so hot I need this favor Need you to jump on this grenade