I don't trust men in capes They should be wearing cotton It's not a lie if you believe it I was raised to give up Horse manure is not that bad Nobody is sicker than me These pretzels are making me thirsty Lord of the idiots It's not a lie if you believe it I would drape myself in velvet No way wine is better than Pepsi Nobody is sicker than me These pretzels are making me thirsty Lord of the idiots Pity is very underrated I like it - It's good Kind of a cute Nazi though I'm a great quitter Don't we have a deal with the pigeons? Face to face with the blowhole I was in the pool There was shrinkage Stuff your sorries in a sack [mister] We're taking it up a notch Give me the larry fine Why can't I have a heart attack You're killing independent George The jerk store called and they're running out of you It's not a lie if you believe it