Ooh, I'm, ooh, I'm so scared People outside, people outside make me scared So, I stay in my room, in my underwear When I, when I long for company I pop in my, pop in my pornography 'Cause that's real love, real love made for TV Shoot to thrill you, baby Shoot to thrill you, baby Everyone loves a stranger Nobody wants the danger That's why I turn my TV on I turn my TV on, I turn my TV on I just turn my TV on, I turn my TV on I turn my TV on, turn my TV on Ooh, I, ooh, I hate drama People outside, people outside, they love drama Raining down bombs on English summers When I long to feel a part of it I tune in my favorite channel 36 Travel 'round the world in less than 30 minutes Shoot to kill you, baby Shoot to kill you, baby Turn my TV on When it's cold outside, turn my TV on Turn my TV on All my troubles go Everyone loves a stranger Nobody wants the danger That's why I turn my TV on I turn my TV on, I turn my TV on I just turn my TV on, I turn my TV on I turn my TV on, turn my TV on Baby, I'd love to see you But the maneuver is just too risky in the rain Is this my rescue boat? I've been out here 5 days Somebody bring me some water I just need some water Like most things A good time looks better from a distance What do you mean, baby? I'm making friends in the new world I'm a celebrity on the message boards I meet people every day Through the peephole in my front door