Before you left your garrison You'd had a drink, maybe two You don't remember Paris, hon But it remembers you It's true, we flew to Paris, dear aboard an Army jet The night you can't remember The night I can't forget You said I was terrific, it Meant zilch to you, ah, but I Have our marriage certificate 'N I'll keep it till I die You were an Army officer And I just a Rockette The night you can't remember The night I can't forget No rose conveyed your sentiments Not even a petunia But you've got vague presentiments And I've got little Junior You said, "Nobody loves me" And I said, "Wanna bet?" The night you can't remember The night I can't forget