Maybe I'll go to Amsterdam Or maybe I'll go to Rome I'm gonna rent me a grand piano Put some flowers 'round my room Oh, but let's not talk about fare-thee-wells now The night's a starry dome And they're playin' that scratchy rock and roll Beneath the matel of the moon Come on Carey get out your cane, I'll put on some silver Ooh, you're a mean old daddy but I like you fine Come on Carey get out your cane, I'll put on my finest silver Go to the Mermaid Café have fun tonight Ooh, you're a mean old daddy but you're out of sight