I admit its true I still like Motley Crue Metallica and the Number of the Beast Cuz Faster Pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest I love the spandex that they wear I saw Dio when he had hair Well I know metal is dead But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air I know Ozzy Osbourne's old But I don't care Gimme hairspray by the ton Anthrax, the Scorps, Metal Church, Kix, and Dokken I've seen Slayer 20 times because no band is more rockin' Whatever happened to Great White? Or Whitesnake or White Lion? I know metal is dead But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air I know Dave Mustaine's kinda lame but I don't care Gimme glam rock, gimme thrash Gimme Axl, gimme Slash I know metal is dead But I love to bang my head and throw my fists up into the air I know Eddie Van Helen is old I know acid washed ain't in vogue And Kramer guitars aren't cool