Crazy Barbara

歌詞

Oooh that crazy Barbara boy is she a pest At schools she leans all over me and copies from my test She's got the desk behind me and pokes me with her toes And every time I turn around she wrinkles up her nose Yesterday practically in front of the whole class she blurted out Hello Moo-Moo, hello Moo-Moo Why does she have to go and call me Moo-Moo for? Just because she heard my mother call me it? My name is Maurice! Ooooh that crazy Barbara always asking where I've been I wish that she'd butt out for once instead of butting in I went swimming up the creek and I had nothing on And when I looked back on the shore all my clothes were gone At first I thought it was the fellas, and then I recognized her voice and she was up in a tree and she was yelling Stuck in the water! Stuck in the water! Hmm, she thinks she's as good as a boy And she couldn't even climb all the way to the top! She'd like to be on my team but she can't play at all Cause if I ever threw her one she'd never see the ball And what if Alan Schmouder likes the way she looks I'd like to see him catch me carrying her books I wish I didn't have to be her husband in a play Cause when I have to kiss her all the guys will say Moo-Moo loves Barbara! Moo-Moo loves Barbara! Ooooh that crazy Barbara, I hate that crazy Barbara And I'll never marry her someday