Your design's so intelligent Ain't no way that was an accident Come on shake your monkey hips My pretty little creationist Oh yeah Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya Or perversely polymorphosize ya Oh yeah Little girl you look so sweet (you got hips like a monkey, hips like a monkey) You just started ten thousand years ago Presto, Adam and Eve, but go man go Abel died, Cain took his life And headed straight for the jungle to find a wife. (Wow) Nonbelievers running out on apes This monkey time I want to see you shake Evolution is obsolete (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child) Stomp your hands and clap your feet (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child) Oh one more time, yo It's monkey time! Come on pretty baby won't you take a chance Be my natural selection, dance dance dance Exorcise your demons with that monkey friend Because we're gonna inherit the wind Let them fight it out in the Supreme Court That's such a mad lame indoor sport Wave your arms and legs in the air Rock it like a monkey, like you just don't care Evolution is so obsolete Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet (you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey...)