Track byBobby Darin & Johnny Mercer
Johnny: I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ... Bobby: How 'bout your short'ning bread? Johnny: Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul ... Bobby: I guess that's what you said. Johnny: My ma told me today When she went away ... Bobby: To buy groceries. Johnny: To be a good boy She'd give me a toy 'cause I'm my mama's Pride and joy. There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round ... Bobby: Maybe I'm waiting' on your ma. Johnny: You don't know my ma She'd really put you down ... Bobby: Put me down? Johnny: Ma's bakin' up a storm And her oven is still warm. I know you want it But you can't have it And I ain't gonna give you none. Bobby: You dirty boy! I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll ... Johnny: Oh, ... such a stingy chap! Bobby: I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul ... Johnny: How 'bout a zuzu snap? Bobby: Her cherry pie is fine Her layer cake divine. But I'm tellin' you twice You can't get a slice Unless you're extra special nice. Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round ... Johnny: Oh, ... pretty please! Bobby: I love you but I hate to put you down Yeah, ... my jellyroll is sweet ... Johnny: That it is! Bobby: It sure is hard to beat Well, I know they want it ... Johnny: But, they can't have it ... Both: Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll! Johnny: Dibs on the dishpan. Bobby: I got seconds.