It's the little old lady from Pasadena The little old lady from Pasadena (Go granny, go granny, go granny go) Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias (Go granny, go granny, go granny go) But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena If you see her on the street don't try to choose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her Go granny, go granny, go granny go Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go The guys come to race her from miles around But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go Go granny, go granny, go granny go Granny go