The Royal Wedding Song

歌詞

All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing I should - I should be the one to marry Prince Charming Now if this won't effect you then know we're the same But listen up - I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out) Every little girl has the same exact dream A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell To be the princess in his fairy tale Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale? This might make you laugh but it's not a spoof Everything I rap's 100% truth When a royal wedding happens... here's your proof Twinkie sales go through the roof And the sorority girls all get excited But so much jealously... its hard to hide it All over the news and hurts to look So one by one they tweet and Facebook Saying (uhh) such an issue I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues The boys I know all lack in sense And there she goes just... found a prince! "Real life princess" must be nice That should be me... it's just not right It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife Well she's gonna have a perfect life Every little girl has the same exact dream A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell To be the princess in his fairy tale Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale? Now the hardest part is the honeymoon More pictures then they can consume So the first three days, they just stay in their rooms Back and forth - vent and fume and I don't really care... 'cause it's not my life But I mean... they are missing paradise So if you're a guy.... take my advise The best thing to do is just keep quiet Don't even try it... crackin' joke Girls world wide just trying to cope See they had this dream... and they just lost hope Save yourselves... let 'em mope 'Cause things might seem cool... but there's major problems Girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em Soon as they showed her in that tiara Know they all hit rock bottom Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need my Diet Coke and a tube of cookie dough! Every little girl has the same exact dream A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell To be the princess in his fairy tale Every little girl has the same exact dream A pretty white dress and a [gasp] diamond ring To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell To be the princess in his fairy tale Not to worry ladies... I'm available (watch out) [laugh]