Hand me me bowler & me didgery-do One banana sandwich & a bucket of tea Abra-cabra-dabra I'm a coolibar tree Takes a bowl of soup to paint a picture like me Some dog's breakfast of a bloke I be Smokin' all the tea leaves on me family tree I'm a friend of tweedledum & tweedly dee I'm so outa sight that now there's nothin' to see O hand me a dalhia I'm goin' to Australia Me life's been a failure She's turned me down So soon I'll be waltzin' on the old gold sands Everythin' too lovely to understand Pass me the parsley & me ninety-ninth chip Ain't nothin' nasty gonna pass my lips Da-da-de-ho gimme sweet potatoes Boink