She called me late last night To say she loved me so It don't matter anymore See she never cared And she never will I do all I can I guess I'll just have to wait til then If I get drunk Well I'll pass out on the floor baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' Well you know you're my friend And I say I think I'll have myself a beer I think I'll have myself a beer She called me late last night To say she loved me so I guess you changed your mind Well I should've known It wouldn't be alright Cause I can't live without her So I won't even try If I get drunk Well I'll pass out on the floor baby You won't bother me no more If you're drinkin' Well you know you're my friend And I say I think I'll have myself a beer I think I'll have myself a beer Maybe someday I'll think of what to say Maybe next time I'll remember what to do She looks like heaven Maybe this is hell She said she'd do it all again She promised not to tell If I get drunk Well I'll pass out on the floor baby You won't bother me no more She said it's okay Cory Cause you know we'll be good friends And I say I think I'll have myself a beer I think I'll have myself a beer