Houston, he's a problem He's leaving then he's calling He's a headache and a half, and I can't win Yeah, I need him long gone, running Another town or state won't cut it He'll find a way to come around again And I don't mean to be dramatic, yeah But he's the kind of man I'd like A hundred thousand miles from here 'Cause he wants me and he needs space Someone take this cowboy away Somewhere far, let him fly Out of this world and off my mind C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon I think it's time we put another man on the moon We can tell him there's a bar up there, and blondes for days He'd say, "Well, where can I sign up?" And he'd be on his way He'd be making history, and I might finally get some sleep No further explanation, it's a win-win situation I don't mean to be dramatic, but can somebody call NASA? Or a billionaire with money to burn 'Cause he wants me and he needs space Someone take this cowboy away Somewhere far, let him fly Out of this world and off my mind C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon I think it's time we put another man on the moon Oh yeah! A man on the moon, somebody get him there soon No further explanation, it's a win-win situation 'Cause he wants me and he needs space Someone take this cowboy away Somewhere far, let him fly Out of this world and off my mind C'mon, there's gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon I think it's time we put another man on the moon Man on the moon Man on the moon A man on the moon