On a strange planet in a galaxy far away There were three teenage sharks that were visited by humans and given laser advanced technology from the future The sharks joined man in a battle against evil across the universe Join the adventures of laser sharks and humans of tomorrow A different product of evolution Here to crush the revolution Mutants from outer space American all the way They came to save the day It's the laser sharks Man gave them laser beams To protect the american dream Lasers from the dark Here comes the laser sharks Taken from their home world Indoctrinated, created To serve aliens, that claim to be their friends Amerika ga katta Kukan ni nihon ga ittekimashita Shiawasena same, wareware ga hakken Wareware wa, reza o setchi Ima, watashitachiha hangeki Wareware wa katsu