Speedrun To Redemption

歌詞

Alright, show me redemption Step one, say you'll get it done Make redemption your resolution Fine Step two, bid the booze adieu Hey! A sober mind's primed for absolution Step three, dignity! Try dressing more modestly Step four, feed the poor Hey, ain't you that fancy whore? Five, six, seven, eight Come on, buddy, concentrate Change some babies, and Help old ladies across the street Isn't he sweet? Uh-huh Right Come on, Angel, you're far from shameful Just misunderstood You can be good for good Woah All you skeptics, pay close attention We'll speedrun from here to redemption Step nine, give a hobo a dime Yeah, no way this story is bogus Step ten, do one through nine again Again? Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice Step eleven Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how? Step twelve, what the hell? Pentious was redeemed by now Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Better, nicer, faster, quickly Wear this top hat, and build a rocket You gotta commit, start speaking like this, ah Have depression, an egg obsession And a leathery hood, then you'll be good for good Then save a friend from a certain demise oh, fuck! Maybe the key is self-sacrifice If you offer up your life with pure intentions We'll speedrun from here to redemption I hate you