Pine Top's Biggest Fan: Oh, play that thing, Mr. Piano Man! Oh, whip that thing all night. Say, lady, lady, bring me some of those chit'lin's over there, will you? Put a little of that slaw on them PBF, affecting a woman's voice: Play it, Mr. Piano Man! PBF: Say, say, say, move on there, what do you think this is here?! Move on, move on. What do you think here, dancing on a dime here? Yes, whup that thing, boy! Play it 'til it sweats, now. Ah ha. (Pine Top plays a beautiful Pop turn-around) Say, Pine Top, we don't want to hear that, what do you think this is? We don't want to hear that sentimental stuff! Pine Top: Yeah, that's what you been singin' 'round here the whole night long. You don't want to hear that sentimental stuff PBF: Oh, play those Blues for me, that's all I want! PT: Yeah, and hollerin' "Play the Blues!" Y'all must think I'm a camel here, dontcha? You ain't bought the first drink at night. So I'm gonna get all of you told Now, I don't mind playin' anytime that y'all can make me drunk But Mr. Pine Top is sober now Now I been playin' the Blues 'round here for you the whole night long And y'all ain't bought the first jug somehow Now it's gettin' wintertime and I have to bide I need a little corn whiskey to kinda keep me warm inside So as I don't mind playin' any time that y'all can make me drunk But Mr. Pine Top is sober now I don't mind playin' anytime that y'all can make me drunk But Mr. Pine Top is sober now I say I been playin' the piano 'round here the whole night long And you ain't bought the first drink, somehow Now, if the house catch on fire and there ain't no water 'round Landlady, throw that gallon jug out the window, let the shack boin (sic) on down 'Cause I don't mind playin' anytime that y'all can get me drunk But Mr. Pinetop is sober now PT: Now, just to show you I can play the Blues, I'm gonna strike 'em again for you PBF: Hey, hey! Now you're playin' for me, Mr. Pine Top! Oh, just play that thing all night long. Say, landlady, bring Mr. Pine Top just as much as he wants to drink, I'll pay for it. Give him the whole jug, I don't mind it. Play that thing now, boy! Ah folks, that's tight like that now! Oh, whip that thing, man, whip it 'til it sweats, Mr. Pine Top! Now you're playin' for me, why, that's the way I'm built! Ah ha