What if

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What if, what if somebody put some Ovaltine in your lemonade What if, what if the space invaders took your microwave Your hour's over and you still don't understand Your head is empty and is buried in the sand What if, what if the sky is falling and it's headed for your face What if, what if no one was there to save, save the day So send your money and your conscience will be clear but don't believe in everything that you might hear It's not my job to keep you happy and amused I am not your mother, won't be driving you to school And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine just another poster boy, on a trashy magazine What if, what if I'm not the God that you ought to be looking for What if, what if here in the mirror I'm as stupid as you are Your hour's over and you still don't understand your head is empty and is buried in the sand It's not my job to keep you happy and amused I am not your mother, won't be driving you to school And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine just another poster boy, flavor of the week It's not my job to keep you happy and amused I am only human and I wish that you were too I'm no super hero I just play one on T.V. The miracle you're looking for is only in your dreams What if life wasn't so fucking hard?