Yah hee icky thump Who'd a thunk Sittin' drunk On a wagon to Mexico Her hair what a chump And my head Got a bump When I hit it on the radio Red head senorita Lookin' dead Came to said I need a bed en espanol So I gave a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar Well I don't need a microphone <♪> Icky thump with the lump In my throat Grab my coat And now it's reckon I was ready to go Yeah I swam beside the hair She had one white eye One blank stare Lookin' up lyin' there On a stand in her hair Was a candy cane Black rum sugar cane Dry eye somethin' strange <♪> Well Americans What nothin' better to do Why don't you kick yourself out You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who What should we do Well you can't be a pimp And a prostitute too Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind Looked around And there was nobody else Left alone I hit myself with a stone Went home And learned how to clean up after myself