Mustaches

歌詞

Keeping your head on your body Knowing the nose on your face Knowing the reasons were naughty Shaving the lane with much haste I dug the texture but I didn't dig the taste I speak the language but I cant recall the handshake Felt kinda guilty cause it felt like such a waste Don't trust a soul when all the mustaches are fake Under the rocks is the water Under the ground where its safe Under the heat where its hotter Holding the nose in its place Tell a taller tale, happy pulling on the leg Whistling Dixie til the 'stache got in the way I bought it last time just to prove it was a fad I only bought it this time cause the mustache was rad Ugly like that Kiss it on the lips When the middle just sits The hair was such a hit And with a lip this fat We can tickle all the bits Cause with a 'stache this rad The truth is gonna slip Looking your best in the bottom Filling your pants up with beans Soaking them long like you oughta Busting apart at the seams They blame it on us even though it aint our fault They say they're worthy but they're seldom with their salt They only drive down if they think they know the deal The birds were made of plastic but the mustache was real Ugly like that Kiss it on the lips When the middle just sits The hair was such a hit And with a lip this fat We can tickle all the bits Cause with a 'stache this rad The truth is gonna slip