Last year around this time I rose one morn to find my man was gone Keys gone, car gone, clothes gone Even the little white lies he told me - gone Now, I'm in this bar and in he walks Wearing that "I'm all that hat" and those "Well I got nothing to lose shoes" And he says: Hey baby I know you You're looking real good too What do you say we call it a day Take you to a movie or roll in the Hay baby I know you You're looking real good too I'd sure like to take you out tonight Julie, Joanne or Jeanie - right? And I look at him, thinking this Smoking, drinking, always winking man of no tomorrow Thinks I was born yesterday and I say Hey, baby I know you You're the one who broke my heart in two You must think I'm some kind of a fool You're a cheese puff daddy and I don't eat junk food