Mr Consistency

歌詞

I say the opposite of what I say They call me Mr Consistency I climb to the bottom of the top of the hill And I open my shirt cos I felt a chill Well I walk on the ceiling and my hair is grey And I love the girls so I must be gay I'm incredible, baby I am a dwarf And I walk so tall that I touch the earth You're beautiful and you know that girl You're the ugliest girl in the whole wide world I say the opposite of what I say They call me Mr Consistency I'm an intelligent guy and I hope to find Some fool who'll overestimate my mind And you're the most fun I have ever had Every minute with you is a drag, drag, drag And you're beautiful, baby you're so young With your hair so grey and your life so done And I want to make a move so I make to leave Going to catch the last train so make a bed for me Consistency, I think you'll find Is the hobgoblin of small minds Well I hope it's not long till you take my ring Baby how long is a piece of string But you're beautiful and a one-off too There's an army out there baby just like you You're so beautiful that I'm sorry for you And I hope I don't mean what I really do I'm a Rum-Tum-Tugger and a human being With one eye blind and one eye seeing Well you can walk through the world and walk through the sea But you'll never not find a girl like me Before and after, chalk and cheese They all look the same when you're on your knees My words are slippy like a snake of soap On a rope of hope, I'm strong as oak I have no side, I tell no lie, cos I am such a sketchy guy I've got a head for heights so I don't look down And I love this town so I hate this town And I wish you well cos I hear you died You're hot as hell you frigid dyke You're beautiful and here you lie Too dead to live, too cold to die Well I like to have a drink so I'm giving it up And I want to eat so I'm throwing up And I want you now and I want you here Baby some other time, maybe next year I say the opposite of what I say They call me Mr Consistency