Were you and he Lovers? And would you say so if you were? On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way Oh... Were you and he Lovers? And if you were, then say that you were! On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap open wide A note upon his desk "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me! " Leather elbows on a tweed coat -Oh!- Is THAT the best you can do? So came his reply: "But on the desk is where I want you!" So I ask (even though I know): Were you and he Lovers?