Cut him up boy You've got to cut him up boy He's a wicked disgrace And he said it to your face You'd better cut him up boy You take him by the teeth Get him down on his knees With your hands all shaking, That'll teach him how to take it, Gotta cut him up boy, and how Ply her heart with gold and silver And take your sweetheart down to the river Dash her on the paving stones It may break your heart to break her bones But someone's got to do the culling of the fold Cut him up girl Really cut him up girl He lives by himself In a hole in a wall You've gotta cut him up girl You can take him in a stitch Dump his body in a ditch Leave his limbs all naked That'll teach him how to take it Better cut him up girl, and how Ply her heart with gold and silver And take your sweetheart down to the river Dash her on the paving stones It may break your heart to break her bones But someone's got to do the culling of the fold Listen up boy And listen up girl It's a shallow little trench And it's giving off a stench It's a shallow little world Feeling down in the face? Could you use a little space? When the radio crackles And the in-laws cackle Better cut him up, boy And cut him up, girl Ply her heart with gold and silver And take your sweetheart down to the river Dash her on the paving stones It may break your heart to break her bones But someone's got to do the culling of the fold Oh the culling of the fold, oh ha ha ha!