I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean I got girls that can do anything in between I got to get ready, make everything right 'Cause all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight Do you want a drink, hey, do you want to party? Hey, honey, this is ol' Hank, ready to get the thing started We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight Now my party pad is out in the woods Its long, long way from here to Hollywood But I got some natural queens out on the floor And ol' Miss Mississippi just walked through the door Got a little wirlpool just made for ten And you can jump out and you can jump in You can do anything that you want to do But uh uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots Do you want a drink, hey, do you want to party? Hey, this is ol' Hank, ready to get your summer started I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight Do you want to drink, hey, do you want to party? Hey, hey this is rock'n Randall Hank, ready to get the summer time started We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight That's right Come on in!