(Liar, Liar) Write your songs of love like the channel of the century and I'm receiving like I'm meant to be impressed by you Following your lust like an intrepid adventurer while you leave your trail of disaster (chorus) Sing it like you've never said it before Mean it with your wasted heart try to believe that there's something to stay for but there's always before and after for The Entertainer Folds out on itself like a never-ending mystery And I wonder will there ever be enough To write your book of wrongs and delight us like a bachelor is that why they call you The Entertainer (Chorus)