Have a banana, Hannah Try the salami, Tommy Give with the gravy, Davy Everybody eats when they come to my house Have a tomato, Plato Here's cacciatore, Dorie Have some baloney, Tony Everybody eats when they come to my house I'll fix your favorite dishes Hopin' this good food will fills ya Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone You better eat if it kills ya Pass me a pancake, Mandrake Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy Look in the fendel, Mendel Everybody eats when they come to my house Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny Everybody eats when they come to my house Pastafazoola, Talullah Do have a bagel, Fagel Don't be so bashful, Nashville Everybody eats when they come to my house This is a party, Marty Now don't be so picky, Micky You get the cherry, Jerry Everybody eats when they come to my house All of my friends are welcome Don't try me coax me, you moax you Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares? You better eat if it chokes you [Incomprehensible] for Franky [Incomprehensible] Chile con carne for Barney Everybody eats when they come to my house Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony Almost catch with their feet under my table They eat just as much as they're able [Incomprehensible] 'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house