You said you like my voice but you say that to all the boys (and I mean all of 'em) Put your mouth where your mouth is Your boyfriend can watch us I don't see a ring but wanting and willing are different things There's a bar about an hour outside the city The bartender can't see me I can't get small enough and I can't find the fucking door I'm feeling sorry for myself so you don't have to I'm feeling nothing like myself since I met you I know it's been a bad year for us both I'm not sure if I'm funny or a joke but I'm begging you to bet on this losing horse bet on this losing horse bet on this losing horse bet on this losing horse